Blankito
EMO
isang araw may magshota nagtutuuut....
Girl: hon, patingin naman ng t*t* mo,
Boy: o cge wait lng....(naghubad)
Girl: eeewww... ang liit naman niyan hon, may nkasulat pang EMO, 3 letters lng naman.
Boy: ahhh ganon!!! (pinatigas at pinahaba)
Girl: WOW!!! ang haba!!!!
Boy: ano?? ang haba noh??
Girl: El filibusterisMO pla....
Nyaksss...
boy sulot, supot
Champion battle of the bands MCS batch ‘09-‘10

Champion battle of the bands MCS batch ‘09-‘10

Pasahe
Sa Isang Jeep
Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?
Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum
Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.
Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.
Driver: Kulang Ito!
Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?
Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.
Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?
Totoy
may estudyante sa jeep, nangungulangot:
ale: totoy, ano kinukuha mo?
totoy: ah, Nursing po.
ale: akala ko, kulangot eh.
LIFE HISTORY OF A DOG
The normal life span of a small or medium-size dog is about 15 years. A large dog lives only about ten years, however. On the average, a ten-month-old dog is sexually mature. Smaller bitches go into their first heat (become responsive to their first mating) at an earlier age than larger ones.
Fetal puppies grow in their mother’s womb before they are whelped, or born. Whelping is usually a painless task. After each of her litter is whelped, she licks the pup as dry as she can. The newborn, hungry puppies snuggle by the teats on the bitch’s underside, where she nurses them.
The puppies draw nourishing milk from their mother until they are weaned, or given food more solid than milk to eat. The time of weaning depends on the size of the litter and the amount of milk in the bitch. Sometimes it occurs as early as three weeks. Puppies should not be weaned, however, any later than their seventh week.
The puppy’s eyes, which are closed at birth, open when it is between one and two weeks old. It then begins to see. Its first teeth, the puppy or milk teeth, erupt through the gums during the third to sixth week of its life. Puppy teeth are mostly incisors and canines. By the third month, the first of the permanent teeth work through, and by the seventh month they all do. By the time it reaches its first birthday a puppy is considered a dog.
Although sexually mature beforehand, a dog ordinarily does not attain full growth until its first birthday or even later. By this time, however, it is capable of a wide range of responses to its environment. When it meets another dog, its ear position indicates how interested it is in the newcomer. If its ears are erect, it is concentrating on the other. If its ears are pointing forward, it is on the alert. If the dog holds its tail high and wags it, the animal is happy and confident. If it drops its tail and remains still, the dog is apprehensive. If it pulls its tail between its legs, the dog is afraid. If on meeting a person or another dog it pulls back its lips and growls, it is making a threat. If it bares its teeth without growling, the dog is ready to attack and bite. A male dog establishes a territory by marking the boundaries with urine, scent from the anal glands, or even feces. The dog will then defend that territory against intruders. Every six or seven months a female dog goes into heat and will mate with nearly any available male within the three-week length of her heat.
When a dog reaches old age, its eyes begin to weaken. Cataracts may also form in the lenses of its eyes. The hair on its muzzle turns gray. The old dog begins to feel numerous aches and pains and might become easily irritated and snap at members of the family. Its body systems are breaking down, and it can no longer behave as it did when younger.

LIFE HISTORY OF A DOG

The normal life span of a small or medium-size dog is about 15 years. A large dog lives only about ten years, however. On the average, a ten-month-old dog is sexually mature. Smaller bitches go into their first heat (become responsive to their first mating) at an earlier age than larger ones.

Fetal puppies grow in their mother’s womb before they are whelped, or born. Whelping is usually a painless task. After each of her litter is whelped, she licks the pup as dry as she can. The newborn, hungry puppies snuggle by the teats on the bitch’s underside, where she nurses them.

The puppies draw nourishing milk from their mother until they are weaned, or given food more solid than milk to eat. The time of weaning depends on the size of the litter and the amount of milk in the bitch. Sometimes it occurs as early as three weeks. Puppies should not be weaned, however, any later than their seventh week.

The puppy’s eyes, which are closed at birth, open when it is between one and two weeks old. It then begins to see. Its first teeth, the puppy or milk teeth, erupt through the gums during the third to sixth week of its life. Puppy teeth are mostly incisors and canines. By the third month, the first of the permanent teeth work through, and by the seventh month they all do. By the time it reaches its first birthday a puppy is considered a dog.

Although sexually mature beforehand, a dog ordinarily does not attain full growth until its first birthday or even later. By this time, however, it is capable of a wide range of responses to its environment. When it meets another dog, its ear position indicates how interested it is in the newcomer. If its ears are erect, it is concentrating on the other. If its ears are pointing forward, it is on the alert. If the dog holds its tail high and wags it, the animal is happy and confident. If it drops its tail and remains still, the dog is apprehensive. If it pulls its tail between its legs, the dog is afraid. If on meeting a person or another dog it pulls back its lips and growls, it is making a threat. If it bares its teeth without growling, the dog is ready to attack and bite. A male dog establishes a territory by marking the boundaries with urine, scent from the anal glands, or even feces. The dog will then defend that territory against intruders. Every six or seven months a female dog goes into heat and will mate with nearly any available male within the three-week length of her heat.

When a dog reaches old age, its eyes begin to weaken. Cataracts may also form in the lenses of its eyes. The hair on its muzzle turns gray. The old dog begins to feel numerous aches and pains and might become easily irritated and snap at members of the family. Its body systems are breaking down, and it can no longer behave as it did when younger.

The guillotine (English pronunciation: /ˈɡɪlətiːn/ or /ˈɡiː.ətiːn/; French: [ɡijɔtin]) was a device used for carrying out executions by decapitation. It consists of a tall upright frame from which a blade is suspended. This blade is raised with a rope and then allowed to drop, severing the head from the body. The device is noted for long being the main method of execution in France and, more particularly, for its use during the French Revolution, when it “became a part of popular culture, celebrated as the people’s avenger by supporters of the Revolution and vilified as the pre-eminent symbol of the Terror by opponents”.[1] Nevertheless, the guillotine continued to be used long after the French Revolution in several countries.

Hay Nako!!!

Mayday Parade - Three Cheers For Five Years (Acoustic)
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Three Cheers Para sa limang taon

With Vanilla Salt 
Burning Love
If it's just sweet
Then let's put salt on it
Because I want you to know more about me
More then anyone else, I want to bare myself
But I can't do it, I've got Nothing for experience
It's too frustrating  
The more I try to show my weakness
The more I act tough in vain and everything goes the other way
I'm actually a crybaby
Though I've been mum about that
But a love that's just sweet
Is slightly different from what I'm seekingIf I'm told it's white
I'd say it's black
I can't be honest
I say one thing but do another
If I'm told, "I love you"
I'd say, "I hate you"
I'm happy, but what am I saying?
Like putting salt
Into sweet vanilla...
When I fall head over heels in love
For all the time, 24/7
I think about you continuously
It's rather extreme
Can it be, that no one ever thought
That I'd be this obsessed with you?
Weather forecasts can't tell
The whereabouts of love
My memories engraved into the periods of time when we're together
Are treasures
If I'm told it's right
I'd turn left
I can't be honest
I say one thing but do another
If I'm told, "I love you"
I'd say, "I hate you"
I'm happy, but what am I saying?
Burning Love
Rather than the vanilla that's just sweet
The slightly salted kind
Makes it sweeter
I can't get tired of it...
It's the same with the love that's just sweet
The slightly salted kind
Shrinks the distance between us
And I'm sure
That a future more wonderful than today is waiting
If I'm told it's white
I'd say it's black
I can't be honest
I say one thing but do another
If I'm told, "I love you"
I'd say, "I hate you"
I'm happy, but what am I saying?
If it's just sweet
Then let's put salt on
With vanilla salt
Vanilla Salt Recipe
TIME/SERVINGS
Total: Under 5 mins
Active: Under 5 mins
Makes: 1/4 cup
 
 By Aida Mollenkamp
This flavored salt is an essential garnish in our Scallops Crudo with Vanilla Salt, but it could work as a creative garnish on a variety of savory or sweet dishes. To see what we mean, try it in a champagne vinaigrette or atop some chocolate mousse.
INGREDIENTS
1/4 cup kosher salt
1 vanilla bean, split lengthwise and scraped, seeds reserved
INSTRUCTIONS
Combine salt and vanilla bean seeds in a bowl and mix until combined. Store at room temperature in a sealed container until ready to use.

Vanilla Salt Recipe

TIME/SERVINGS

Total: Under 5 mins

Active: Under 5 mins

Makes: 1/4 cup

By Aida Mollenkamp

This flavored salt is an essential garnish in our Scallops Crudo with Vanilla Salt, but it could work as a creative garnish on a variety of savory or sweet dishes. To see what we mean, try it in a champagne vinaigrette or atop some chocolate mousse.

INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

  1. Combine salt and vanilla bean seeds in a bowl and mix until combined. Store at room temperature in a sealed container until ready to use.